Quotes from the Movie The Hangover

Tracy, it's Phil.

Phil

The bachelor party-- The whole night-- Things got outta control, and, uh... We lost Doug.

Phil

We can't find Doug.

Phil

Yeah. That's not gonna happen.

Phil

Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?

Phil

And you believe that?

Phil

You're not really wearin' that, are you?

Phil

So does Joy Behar.

Phil

Shh! Stu! Stu, keep it down.

Phil

All right. We got the money. 80 grand. Cash.

Phil

Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out.

Tracy

What are you talking about?

Tracy

What are you saying, Phil? We're getting married in five hours!

Tracy

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Sid

I want you to know, Doug, I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.

Alan